An elephant asks a camel: why are your breasts on your back?
Well says the camel "I think that's a strange question from somebody who's dick is on his face"
Something to consider....
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Ultimate Dear John Letter
There was a Marine deployed to Afghanistan.
While he was there he received a letter from his girlfriend.
In the letter she explained that she had slept with two guys while he had been gone and she wanted to break up...
AND she wants pictures of herself back.
So the Marine does what any squared-away Marine would do.
He went around to his buddies and collected all the unwanted photos of women he could find.
He then mailed about 25 pictures of naked women to his girlfriend with the following note:
"I don't remember which one you are.
Please remove your picture and send the rest back.!"
While he was there he received a letter from his girlfriend.
In the letter she explained that she had slept with two guys while he had been gone and she wanted to break up...
AND she wants pictures of herself back.
So the Marine does what any squared-away Marine would do.
He went around to his buddies and collected all the unwanted photos of women he could find.
He then mailed about 25 pictures of naked women to his girlfriend with the following note:
"I don't remember which one you are.
Please remove your picture and send the rest back.!"
