Would you rather (part III)

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Would you rather...

Remove a 30 foot tapeworm from a rhinoceros
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33%
Be ejactulated on by Snuffalupagus
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67%
 
Total votes: 9
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Would you rather (part III)

Post by bio » Sat Apr 12, 2003 6:20 am

It's been a while since I've done one of these.... post your vote now, or face the fate of being Nipsey Russel's love slave.
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Post by jc » Thu Apr 17, 2003 2:21 pm

jesus christ not the results i'd expected, i'm the only one who doesn't want a giant mammoth's money shot all over me? for fucks sake.
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Post by bio » Thu Apr 17, 2003 3:40 pm

Have you ever gotten poop on your finger? The smell won't come off no matter how hard you wash.

Imagine how you're gonna smell after removing 30 feet of tapeworm from a rhino's star hole.
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Post by Moxie » Fri Apr 18, 2003 2:44 am

Who said you couldn't entice the tapeworm to come out through the rhino's mouth?
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Post by jc » Fri Apr 18, 2003 6:50 pm

#1 i have a kid, of course i've had poop on my finger
#2 who said you couldn't wear gloves
#3 what mox said
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Post by silentlobotomy » Mon Apr 21, 2003 10:18 am

comedy "you're mom gets the stuff on her all the time, what's the big deal," option.

Besides, a fictional creatures manchowder might have MAGIC POWERS *wuuuuuuuuUuuUU*
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Post by bio » Mon Apr 21, 2003 2:23 pm

silentlobotomy wrote:Besides, a fictional creatures manchowder might have MAGIC POWERS *wuuuuuuuuUuuUU*
Heh... manchowder

Does that come with oyster crackers?
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Post by mmeowgrl » Mon Apr 21, 2003 7:22 pm

bio wrote:Heh... manchowder
That's almost as good as "mantenna"
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Post by jc » Wed Apr 23, 2003 9:48 pm

damnit it's "mangina"!
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Post by mmeowgrl » Wed Apr 23, 2003 9:54 pm

mantenna is the opposite of mangina
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Post by jc » Mon Apr 28, 2003 1:06 am

there are opposites? is that like innies and outies? i've never seen an innie before.....

this won't make any sense to anyone but me i'm realizing after proofreading
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