so I'm sucking milk through a cookie like a straw....

[JerDevil]

Sunday mornings are the best for lounging. One of my favorite past times, next to doing valve jobs on foreign cars, is eating Keebler Delux Grahams. I don't just dunk them in milk. Oh no, that takes too long. I've found that if you nibble a little off opposite corners then suck on it like a straw, you can draw milk through it and sog it out in seconds. This would have taken several minutes the old fashioned way.
Needless to say, I have lots of time on my hands now.

.....now back to your regularly scheduled day. Thanks.